doctor baby platypus

impostor syndrome monotreme lad

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Duck billed, webbed footed, otter-like furred, and absolutely adorable? The Platypus.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

What film are you streaming?

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance.

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@AMAZlNGNATURE This is a baby Platypus - never seen one before but thought you would like to see it

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

People could even dress up in fun costumes and have a silly double feature... To demonstrate how seriously they are taking the profound historical lessons

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

How do you think people would feel about this movie if it was mainly about how conflicted Japanese generals felt about their deeds

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Look, I agree that we need a movie that centers the Japanese perspective on World War Two, and that’s why I’m putting the finishing touches on a screenplay of a sweeping historical epic I’m tentatively titling NANKING.

[Eli F. @seer_2501]

"There are no records of him ever meeting a Japanese person"

https://t.co/nmGt2uJaQ9

lmao

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

Victims of the Torment Nexus should be satisfied by the fact that in the new movie, "The Man who Created the Torment Nexus" the creator of the Torment Nexus is very troubled by his invention

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

Big weekend at the movies ahead. Don't forget to tip your projectionist everyone

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

Wait you're telling me the good old boys were drinking whiskey AND rye? And you expect me to feel sorry for them? They don't know how good they had it

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

Is Oppenheimer quoting the Bhagavad-Gita cultural appropriation, or cultural appreciation?

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

@axfelix Secretary of state Dennis Rodman

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

That's his brain

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

he is so squishy

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

I'd take the money. They say no hope of rescue, but I believe I could find a way off on my own. The lack of food, and knowledge that i would be a billionaire when I escaped would only motivate me to work harder.

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

"Evan" is the ideal gender neutral name. Because it could be short for "Evangelion" (boy name), or it could be short for "Evanescence" (girl name)

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

@axfelix Using counting crows songs for extremely serious moments and making them work really well and not at all in a nostalgic or ironic way really requires everyone involved performing at the top of their game

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

Bob Dylan

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

I heard Warner Bros is about to get rid of Traditional Chinese Medicine??? How could they do that!!

[doctor baby platypus @monotreme_lad]

Yeah I know you left Twitter because of all the fascism but you gotta get back on there bro. We're roasting the hell out of the submarine implosion victims right now it's epic