Monte Castello 95

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Investing at all-time highs has been a winner

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[Lucyborn23 @lucyborn23]

Grok Imagine prompt:

We are together says Trump!

[Monte Castello 95 @MonteCastello95]

@Phelipefleury O problema é que estava vencido apenas

[Ouriço de cartola @cegadede]

O avião com catapora da vida real não existe, ele não pode te machucar.

O avião com catapora da vida real:

[fried @FriedHardt]

poxa queria muito ter a mesma "causa" do ministro

infelizmente essa "consciência social" é para poucos

[Monte Castello 95 @MonteCastello95]

@CaioAugstOR Tem q andar com um relógio em cada pulso agora

[sasha @lobotoshasa]

AH NAO MANO

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

TRUMP: Alright, give me my options.

JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF: Mr President, we can kill Khamenei.

But I must warn you - the Iranians will spaz out with completely retarded and pointless drone attacks against influencers in Dubai.

TRUMP: I see. And what are the downsides?

[〽️o r e i r a @MetodoMoreira]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

A panda walks into a bar...

The bartender asks, "Would you like anything to drink?"

The panda replies, "No thanks, I'm only here to eat."

"So what would you like to eat?"

"I'll just take the fries."

The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, "Now, will your payment be cash or card?"

The panda calmly replies, "Oh, just a card."

After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.

The bartender, horrified, shouts, "What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!"

The panda says, "I'm a panda, man. Look it up."

The panda then abruptly exits the bar.

The bartender, confused, looks up "Panda" on Google.

The description said:

The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.

[Simon Harley @simonharley]

I’m impressed they got a quote from eagles.

[Agustin Lebron @AgustinLebron3]

- Sports-focused prediction market
- Methamphetamine-focused pharmaceutical reseller
- Intercourse-focused entertainment provider
- Fried dough torus-focused nutrition manufacturer
- Infinite-scroll-focused visual medium conduit

[Stefan Schubert @StefanFSchubert]

The US tax system has become much more progressive (notice the X-axis).

The richest pay half their income in tax, the poorest nothing.

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

First footage of a Ukrainian Air Force F-16 Fighting Falcon shooting down a Russian Shahed attack drone using an APKWS laser-guided rocket.

The new APKWS loadout gives Ukraine’s F-16s 14x low cost air-to-air missiles for drone hunting.

[Seguro de Cu @SpikeZweig]

Claro, só tenho qualidades

[Elzo Brito @elzobrito]

Hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah

[Leopoldina 🇧🇷 @PunkyBolsonaro]

Os pais do menino “aprovado”:

🤵🏻‍♀️Mãe: procuradora que analisa contas inclusive do prefeito João Campos
🤵🏻Pai: juiz que julga processos inclusive contra João Campos

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

it wasn't that hard man