Monte LaMonte

Storyteller. Producer. Performer. Loather of small talk.

[Monte LaMonte @monteism]

@tj_klune My mother loves house on the cerulean sea so much that I wanted to thank you on her behalf for writing the book

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@LauraLoomer @khamenei_ir You are trash

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@elonmuskusaaaaa 4

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@VogtRoberts sorry for your loss, Jordan.

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@coinbase I received an email saying that my bank acct could not be verified as a payment method, yet my money for a BTC purchase was withdrawn, and the bank said there is no issue. What gives? Contact #? ...Please

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@PasadenaInsider Would you happen to know what is being built at the old OSH location on Colorado Blvd?

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@thommyorange I have a question: I just read There There and I found it to be one of the most masterfully written books I've read in recent memory. The weaving of the character's into each other's stories and the big culmination at the end... how long did it take you to write TT?

[Monte LaMonte @monteism]

@realDonaldTrump LOSER!

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@rickyschroder13 you are garbage, man, real garbage.

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@realDonaldTrump hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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@icecube you are no martyr that is neutral, you're a coward trump supporter. figure it out jackass.

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@sternshow in light of recent events... He was hanging on our walls for years, but his rhetoric toward Wilding was inexcusable

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@sternshow @salgovernale has Quaran"tits"

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@Alex_Seligsohn Did you see the twin astronauts (the guy that spent a year in space)? Or, really, most of them? One thing most of them (astronauts) do not share, good looks. ;)

[Monte LaMonte @monteism]

@ReenaCalm do it.

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@PasadenaGov Victory Park is being used as a gym with a trainer bringing weights and AA meetings with 20 to 30 people are being held there, daily. In the parking lot on Altadena North of Orang Grove. Is landscaping an essential job?

[Monte LaMonte @monteism]

Taco, taco, #taco #chorizo #steak #mexicanfood #tortillas #losangelesfood #birria #hechoamano #tortillas #eastlosangelesfood #eastla #eastlosangeles #streetvendor @ Asadero Chikali https://t.co/87knKRfvgo

[Monte LaMonte @monteism]

#homemadecornedbeefhash #cornedbeefhash #hashbrowns #eggs #toast #losangelesfood #breakfast #yolkporn #rumnyyolk @ Nick's Cafe https://t.co/6PxrIA1mkb

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smosh_town has one of my favorite #hamburgers #cheeseburgers #pasadenafood #eatingwithmymouthopen #meltedcheese #smashburger #grilledonions #americancheese #meltedcheese #toastedbun #hamburger #burgermania #double… https://t.co/ZavOv7OCfw

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birrieria__morales_ has absolutely delicious #birriatacos , some of my favorite. #mexicanfood #losangelesfood #easlafood #eastlosangeles #meltedcheese #crispytortilla #streetvendor #supportlocalstreetvendors @ East… https://t.co/6FN8aDwnqC