Lord Monty🦒

EU Citizen. Tour Director. Very sweary, retired Police. Norn Iron born, and not lost my accent. “Power shower” My title is for services to sarcasm

[Lord Monty🦒 @monty425]

@AirFrance_FR12 all my details are on the whatsapp group that I was told to contact you on.

[Lord Monty🦒 @monty425]

@airfrance
Been trying to contact you via whatsapp since yesterday. Got told this morning I was in a queue. How long is this queue?

[Lord Monty🦒 @monty425]

Holy shit! Harriet is unhinged. #TheTraitors

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Rachel will already be u dear the spotlight because Fiona, the traitor, pointed the finger at her #TheTraitors

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And sweaty Stephen is back #TheTraitors

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Oh Harriet. Rachel’s face. Hahahahaha #TheTraitors

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Stephen has gone from sweaty to weepy. #TraitorsUK

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The heat is off sweaty Steve for now #TheTraitors

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That’s a brave move by Fiona. Could have shot her self in the foot #TheTraitors

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Oh. The joy! The traitors have turned on each other. This game has officially started #TheTraitors

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#TheTraitors are they all couples or related?

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@tony_chatham @SAS @theredsnapper @SkyNews with free coffee - in all classes

[Lord Monty🦒 @monty425]

32 months for violent disorder!

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@haveigotnews @PaolaPerfume Please tell me the big dolphin will be standing against him.

[Lord Monty🦒 @monty425]

1st Night, BBQ and party with as many of my friends as I could invite. After waving goodbye to all my guests, noisy sex!

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Imagine moving into a new house and you have to deal with this woman:

[Lord Monty🦒 @monty425]

@implausibleblog Does this agency get access to confidential medical notes?
I thought only doctors could have access.

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@Rozkez67 Interviewed by Laura. You expect anything else?

[Kara Hodo @KaraHodo]

Amanda has known only a few rules in life: Never stay in one place. Never let anyone catch you off guard. Never forget that when you stop running, They will be waiting. But when she infiltrates a dangerous mob there may be no place left to run from her dark past #DVpit #YA #T

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@archer_rs Hahahaha. I know where you live!

PMSL

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@Rozkez67 It will require massive investment to fix it all, which the Tories will criticise from the opposite benches