MonicaMarieContreras

Still takin' my time to perfect the beat and I still got love for the streets.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

“Now I put commas wherever the fuck I want”

[♥ Gloria Calderón Kellett ♥ @everythingloria]

Oh network TV. I grew up on you. I LOVED you. But what are you doing? Lots of high concept stuff...holes in the earth, scripted reality, various time lines...YOU STILL NEED GOOD STORY, GOOD ACTING...stop trying to do buzzy things and focus on being good again. Please!

[MonicaMarieContreras @monycontreras]

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[MonicaMarieContreras @monycontreras]

@DivaDelux @everythingloria @AllyPankiw Thank you @DivaDelux

[MonicaMarieContreras @monycontreras]

@everythingloria 🥰 ahhh your advice as a show runner would be amazing too ❤️

[Mary from the Land of Corn & Beans @MaryMoreland19]

@kosherhotdogz

[erinn hayes @hayeslady]

I can’t with these dumb dumbs.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

On day six when your roommate chews too loud

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

President Trump's racism does not just offend our sensibilities; it fundamentally changes the character of this country. And it leads to violence.

[Amy Aniobi @amyaniobi]

Wow.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I don’t know much about “Game of Thrones” but I do know that the Night King probably has “Night Moves” stuck in his head like ALL THE TIME.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Imagine working at the FBI and everyone around you is uncovering crimes by the President, and you get assigned to wiretap Aunt Becky for trying to get her dumb kid into college

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

My 7 rules for book writing
1. Spelling
2. Have a Frankenstein in it
3. Do not talk about Book Writing
4. Do not talk about Book Writing
5. It should take place on a boat
6. A scene where a guy splits a bullet in half with a sword
7. Have a nice plant on your writing desk

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

@realDonaldTrump You know we can smell your fear, right?

[Wes McMahon @wesley_mcmahon]

@Toyota This is my brother-in-laws brand new truck. It looks like this because he was running people out of the burning hospital, saving lives during the #CampFire . He almost didn’t make it...forget ford tough, put this in your commercials.