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maybe it’s just cause i have the mental age of 7 but eating fruit is so much better when you pretend you are a little fruit bat munchin away

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MANTIS SHRIMP THREAD !!!

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i still want to know this

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did 1950s housewives fart around their husbands like were they allowed to be chill like that or did they have to be locked in at all times

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Do you remember when you joined TWITTER? I do! #MyXAnniversary aw hell naw

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r/askwomen my girlfriend keeps talking about her heavy flow but i’ve never heard her rap before???

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I'm a professional color grader, and I fixed Wicked. Not perfect, but I think it looks better.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

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. @instagram bring back normal

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@instagram bring back my damn font or im suing

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why dont we carve statues out of stone anymore. what is up with that

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YEAAHHGGGGGG FOOTBALL YEAHHHHH BABY SCO DUCKS YEAAGGGGG RAAAAHHGGGG

[elliot @nephyrus]

seriously obsessed with Rosanna Pansino absolutely clocking mr beast at any chance she gets

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https://t.co/Cc2NZbioKC

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what freak decided to put wet ground beef inbetween two buns and call it a sloppy joe

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Imagine going through a rough patch with your boyfriend and thousands of Chinese netizens comfort you

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drag queen from the vatican city named Miss Papacy Smear

[grayson🦠 @gKranberry]

mine are purple, its something i was born with. the doctors did testing and its an EXTREMELY rare condition but youve probably never heard of it

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crazy frog president 2024

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@st3lla_owu no i dont think so

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what if ellen degeners was a lesbain