Martyn Lester

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@musicboxsong @AmazingPhil Pls could you send me DM? There was a glitch with some of the products - I’llget it sorted 🙏

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@Dannybfs @danielhowell @AmazingPhil Hi there - sorry to hear your message to customer services slipped through the net . Pls could you forward to [email protected]? We should have a few of each size available for returns etc

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@danisnotagaymer Hi there - sorry to hear about your missing VIP merch. Please could you email [email protected] and confirm your name (name on the ticket), email address, the show you attended and the VIP items you were missing ?

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Argh forgot Twin Peaks

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Ok I’ve been giving this some thought. Here’s my list

- The OA
- Breaking Bad
- The Wire
- Lost
- Game of Thrones

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

What’s the German word for making a cup of tea purely to justify having a biscuit?

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Coulda just said have a nice evening or have a good night but said

Have a nice night

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It’s Beanie season

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France is looking nice and cool still

@metoffice #UKHeatwave

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@VanHelSiingh The Madeline McCann case was probably the tipping point for when leaving kids alone for 15 mins at a time was “probs fine” to “deffo not fine”. Even though it wasn’t that long ago, it was a different time

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Someone told me Johnson is out… I thought they were referring to the Prime Minister but it turns out I have a hole in my boxer shorts

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@PlantFrens @PixltonNFT @SpritelyNFT @machinie_nft @turfnft @forgottenrunes @BabyWizards Bird of Paradise plant. I like big leaves and I can not lie

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Discord is down what am I supposed to do now read a book?

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@BiggyTheBear1 The absolute best thankyou 💕

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Another day wearing a brand new pair of socks

I love Christmas

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Incy Wincy Spider is a wonderful children’s song. But something has always puzzled me.

Who is Lorraine?

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@MrMikeFallows May contain cheddar – and glass

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

Product idea:

Cheddar crystals 🧀

A bag of those delicious naturally forming cheese crystals to graze on while at home or on the move

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

@megan_orton28 Because spinach is full of iron, like a lion, in Zion

[Martyn Lester @mookentooken]

My rapper alter ego is Young Spinach (in case you were wondering)