moomoomashoo

Can I sum up myself in fewer than 160 characters? Probably. That's quite depressing.

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

Video games are awesome you guys. Shame about the people that play them #VGX

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@DinardTheSilly did you know you're allowed to aim before shooting

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@I__HATE_SOCCER why didnt the devs just replace the world with a fast travel menu? are they stupid?

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@ervis_2000 She'd probably think the worst part about that is the allusion that she isn't young

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Can’t wait for the British public to see Andy Burnham as the sad faced Israeli cum guzzling claymation dog he is after he sells your nana’s phantom limb amputated at one of his trademark privatised hospitals to Palantir as munition for Ukrainian nazis. Give it a month

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@LegoKingo Most media is so depressing, its nice watching people have a good time for a change

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@thereisnobeth It is real, and apparently I’m unlucky because it’s some of the most intense pain I’ve ever felt. Makes it difficult to do anything, even sort out in private, if you’re there just trying not to throw up. Continuing sex is the absolute last thing on my mind atp

[silver | edtwt | semi-recov @starvingsilver]

@odv3t nope i’m too woke to have fun sorry

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

I think the only discussions anyone should be having about Elon Musk is how he should die.

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@ahhegao101 indeed

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@roxaplasm To be fair they’ve never made a good anything

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@ReactionaryLuma We intuitively understand that you need to be playing by the same set of rules when you play against another player. The same should be true when you are playing a solo experience. We want to be able to discuss these games, but everyone's played a slightly different one.

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@eurogamer What an absolutely disgusting thing to say

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@AmberClad2552 And the new players, who are playing an almost certainly inferior game, will be confused why you ever held it in high regard in the first place

[Brian Niemeier @BrianNiemeier]

Game devs spent 30 years getting rid of friction.
Discovery was one of the casualties.

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@wii_with_wings Demon's Souls, forever locked to a 2 generation old system, replaced entirely with a remake. Absolutely unacceptable regardless of the quality of the remake (and it's offensively bad)

[eve 🌸 @tsukideko]

u must really hate a videogame if u want a remake of it

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Ban remakes
Execute all developers making remakes

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

>Halo 2 weapons in CE
>melee lunge in CE
>shotgun before 343 Guilty Spark
>foliage simulator
>obnoxious chungus weapon animations
>looks like an H2A cutscene
Everyone who thinks this looks good should be euthanized

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@Lunay678 Diablos Sex Title Update 🙏

[moomoomashoo @moomoomashoo]

@jXblasted Really? That one happens every time. Feels like the free space on the bingo card. I wouldn’t even be that shocked if it was said about Wind Waker