Michelle Mooney

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[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

When you catch an Uber by yourself are you meant to sit in the front seat or the back seat?

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

That feeling when you get something from the vending machine and then walk past another vending machine with better snacks :(

[Fearless @fearlessmsc]

AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE

#desire
#fearless
#worshipmusic
#jesus

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

I know my mum didn’t mean it as an insult. But when she suggested I wear a fedora to my singing gig I was physically hurt.

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

I dreamt Beyoncé and I were best friends and cried when I woke up because we aren’t

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

Move over @GordonRamsay because my mum just told me i make the best hummus. That’s the only validation I need in life 🤡

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

What does it mean when someone says “yeah you look like you’d use roll on deodorant” like what does that mean guys ! ! !

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

What’s on my mind today you ask? Ahh you know, just my old tweets.
What’s even sadder is that account still has more followers than my current account.

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

@turkey930 Using their razor is a step too far though

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

@turkey930 Yes

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

In year 2 I learnt how to spell ‘respect’ thanks to you and for the following years I learnt that I wanted to sing because of you. Rest In Peace Aretha ❤️

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

@turkey930 Only positive thoughts

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT WHALES LAST NIGHT !

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

Mum keeps reminding me it’s a federal offence to make bomb jokes in an airport. But is it a fedarl offence to be funny? I think not.

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

You ever see someone that you use to go to school with who’s the same age as you but is at a completely different stage in life as you and you just think, wow life really does treat people differently. ⬆️⬇️↖️↙️

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

Instant turn off: a guy calling the bathroom ‘the little boys room’.

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

I have peaked ladies and gentleman. Today I got told I look like T.J. Miller. 👍🏼😅👍🏼😅👍🏼😅👍🏼😅👍🏼😅👍🏼😅

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

Don’t think i have ever been so disappointed in myself because I thought tickets for @5SOS went on sale at 5pm but apparently they went on sale at like 8am. And I was at school. And now they are sold out. So I stole a hundred bucks from mum for no reason. #devistated #5SOS3Tour

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

One day when I’m famous y’all are gunna wish you let me play in your social basketball and netball teams.

[Michelle Mooney @moonemj]

I don’t care if you want to fight me on this but pickles / gherkins deserve so much more respect 😡