Courtney

well shit

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

I was starting to feel depressed but then I remembered I have cornbread at home

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

The one time I was in a public speaking class and this girl who tried out for America’s next top model gave a speech on how to be skinny LMAO

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

I was kicked out of my team on my cat rescue game app😭 lowkey butt hurt??

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

Anyone want to send me money for a pedicure? Thank you 💅🏼

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

Taking an everything shower to go see my gyno

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

mourning the loss of n!cki m!naj😢

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

I pray you burn in hell and you never find the ocean 🙏🏼

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

The one time a bouncer named Cornbread drove me home from the bar

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

I’m so stressed that my therapist told me to take an edible lmao

[Hollyn @sadlifeebro]

One thing about me, i’m going to sleep.

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

Nothing like hearing my neighbor’s chickens screaming for sweet sweet mercy at 5:30am

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

Tell me why I read this as jambalaya

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

this is chlamydia. you have chlamydia.

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

The one time I broke my toe at a one direction concert

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

My fiancé’s mom 😭😩

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i’m sorry but WHO TF is using snapchat in the big year of 2025??? 😭

[Courtney @moonlightbae499]

The catholic guilt my family instilled on me is crazy 😩