Davey Catface

Occasionally make noises,take the odd pic or two, like a walk, like birds and beasts. My noises -

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

I'm not sure a TV show set up to investigate retail scams etc will help

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

Watchdog asked to investigate possibility Nigel Farage leveraged connections to lobby the Bank of England for crypto sugar daddy

By @OsoSabioUK
https://t.co/Q9gNPdm4h1

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

So Prince was pretending to work in a five and dime and saw a girl with a raspberry beret ... Next verse she's on the back of his bike off to old Johnsons farm ... Zero explanation of how he talked her into that #prince

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Someone created a “Free Blockbuster,” which is basically a little wooden movie library where you bring a DVD, trade it for another movie, and nobody monitors the transaction. Pretty cool idea.

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@GWRHelp Thanks Noah, but that's not too helpful .. nearly £80 for peak walk on fare and none of the money seems to be improving anything (for the last 9 years +). I'd have more respect if you just said a load of employees got hammered watching the footy and haven't turned up

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@GWRHelp what's today excuse for slow running? 08.14 rdg to pad ?

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@alexandrakuri Hahahahahahaa

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@GWRHelp any particular reason for slow running into Pad this morning on main line just past Ealing Brdway? I am on a train from rdg on the mainline

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@yak_face I just want a TBS 4 pack of cantina monsters

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@HaeSicks be safe 🤞🏻

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

Water rescues are already happening in McKee, Sandgap, and Clover Bottom, Kentucky. This is a Flash Flood Emergency. Get to higher ground right now, and do not get in a car unless you are fleeing.

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

Remember room 101? I'd put people in their that reply 'fair' to something cause they are too lazy to say 'fair enough'

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

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[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

Rain is coming ! :D

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

@alexandrakuri Grapes and a vodka and soda

[Pigbig 🌝 @LuckyStubbs]

If you have a flat that faces east/west like mine, shut all the windows except one on each side. On the shady side have a fan facing inwards, on the sunny side have a fan facing outwards. Shut all the curtains and blinds and you create a nice wind tunnel

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Prince was such a massive fan of THE MUPPETS, he asked if he could host the Muppets Tonight show in 1997, leading to one of the rare instances we saw a more comedic version of himself instead of the quiet and reserved persona fans were used to 😂👏

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

It works a treat!

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

I made an air cooler ... usb fan, couple of holes in a bucket .. some gaffa tape .. and ice in the bucket. Works amazingly well ... going right on my bedroom and then the wfh office tomorrow

[Davey Catface @moontanboy]

The quickest way to lower your core temp is running the inside of your wrists under a cold tap. Your welcome 😎🤓