Mooooojen 🐄🍻🧀

My hobbies are beer, comics, karaoke, and yoga; in alphabetical order because I'm a compulsive librarian. Namaste, LLAP and MTFBWY.

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It's my Dick in a box.

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@SketchesbyBoze @wren_and_paper

[Satan @s8n]

You're already going to Hell at this point, so you might as well go big or go home.

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@SemiSophrosyne

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No offense to this song. But you could be playing Duran Duran instead.

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Sugar Free Asshole was my high school band name.

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@SemiSophrosyne Bring in a statue of Baphomet. That should take care of her.

[Ammargarita🍸🇺🇸 @annmargarita72]

Im sorry, can you hear my eye rolls, I didn't mean for them to be so loud

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I need a priest and an engineer here STAT

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Driving in Orlando is like Deathrace 2000. Only slower.

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

Pride isn't the only thing I swallow

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Hello Void? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. And oh, almost forgot, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU. . .

[Stacked Librarian @StckedLibrarian]

Libraries are not dead.
They are undead.
You cannot kill them.

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Nothing says happy Friday like having both of your meetings rescheduled!

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Butterfly Porn was my high school band name.

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Have you ever texted your friend who's next to you in the back seat to comment on how bad your uber driver is?

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Alcohol might be my favorite invention.

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A lot of balls in this joint. @thegrackle

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

With an ass this big I don’t half ass anything even when I do half ass it