Sarah Moore

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this:

me: what?
wife: i was talking to the dog

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[brooke @brookemiccio]

ah tis the season for my basic ass blood to turn into 99% starbucks pumpkin cold foam cold brew

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Apollo. He was just wondering if- omg… 2319! WE HAVE A 2319! EVERYBODY DOWN. PUPPARE FOR DECONTAMINATION. 13/10 please stay calm sir

[Donna @maistromama]

Me during all 35 minutes of episode 6 of season 3 #AfterLife

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[dev @devvvrobot]

I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

No clue why it could hurt...

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

I love to take a daily probiotic to promote good gut health and then have 17 tequila sodas

[Sarah Moore @mooresc7_s]

@Mclarkle 💚💚💚

[julia hava @binchcity]

I wish there was Shazam for people. Like that bitch looks kinda familiar but idk her name

[tate @50FirstTates]

instead of saying "i have to" start ur day with an "i get to" attitude. i get to work out. i get to go to work. i get to have an existential crisis in my car at 11am. life is all about perspective

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

Wrote about the Millennial Vernacular of Fatphobia:

https://t.co/fdL1CvYo6a

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my favorite snack is a fistful of chocolate chips i shove in my face over the sink

[Karamo @Karamo]

Ughhhh I hate when my alarm goes off... why can’t we just wake up when we want & then go to work. 😩😩😩

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾 Friends, we are so furry happy to purrsent to you #OfficerClarence, the nation’s first police comfort dog. What a pawdorable pupper! We are of the pawpinion that we need more canine comfort officers. Awooof! - #DOTUS

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i’ll be honest i’m not feeling very automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh

[Sarah Moore @mooresc7_s]

@CraigACDonnelly @AHartnett13 wow. thank you for this insight 🙌🏻