mona lisa

a decent respectable bad mother fucker • FTP

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

One of the best posts on this site

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“as u should” me to my bestie describing a felony

[𓄒 @BLOODANDFLAME]

Being sober is like being raped

[™️ @lliveandalive]

I bet the honeymoon period of joining a cult is fucking awesome

[blue @bluewmist]

you can literally wake up one day and be like “actually, fuck everything ab my past and the self-sabotaging identity i had” and decide to live an entirely new life and be some1 who always fucking wins. it doesn’t take a feeling or breakthrough moment or epiphany. only a decision.

[🔝 @Diimees_]

when I don’t have no weed I don’t let sht slide tf you say last week btch

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

when Squidward lost his job & had to stay w Spongebob & he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

[doxie @doxie_gay]

being friends with fellow schizos is so much more interesting than normies bc we talk about the patents they're using to control our central nervous system instead of complaining about your co-worker or whatever like bro i don't give a fuck

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Don’t Touch Me You Fuck Ass Honky

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I dont know how to explain it but i only have until the end of March

[🌂 @desi0re]

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 Years ago. Never be Relaxed ever. I'm coming

[Yfg Fatso @FATSOREAP808]

Kidnapping a President from his own country to Gangsta for me

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Are you allowed to change up your signature bc its boring and old or do they kill you for that

[Noah Cyrus Updates @ncsources]

noah cyrus smoking a joint after leaving lady gaga's 'mayhem ball' concert in los angeles.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

YOU WANT TO DIG A HOLE AT THE BEACH

[mona lisa @moorgaaaaan]

@whoisluka I have a vivid recollection of my 1st birthday, like I can remember details about the entire party. Don’t even know how thats possible

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

ABC I’m a bout to cum

[mona lisa @moorgaaaaan]

@Terrnerr No and also Kelly @ Mecca is the best and a very good listener

[Wt1231 @Aolgang]

Sophie was gripping and talking. 😂🤣

[disco lines @discolines]

enough of these matcha lattes we need to start sippin wok again