David Madden

So this is how Winston Smith felt

[David Madden @moose56]

Son 5 roaming the house bored. "Why don't you play with Lego", "Already have, I built a jail"

The jail:

[David Madden @moose56]

@oraclebase twitter has never needed an unlike button more than now.

[David Madden @moose56]

Task for the day is to update 23 spreadsheets. Life has gone terribly wrong somewhere along the line.

[HanburyCofEFirst @HanburySchool]

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[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

"Just push the 'Update All Windows Devices' button, Akimov! How hard can it be?"

[David Madden @moose56]

The new Beaufort scale

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

this is important

[David Madden @moose56]

@samlambert Introducing serverless reimagined. We call it brainless, now with AI

[dax @thdxr]

there’s been an entire class of companies that have destroyed the reputation of certain technologies by selling the idea “you don’t need to learn anything to ship”

saw it happen with nosql
happening with serverless now

[David Madden @moose56]

I think every app becoming a messaging app has now been replaced with every app becoming a kanban board app

[David Madden @moose56]

Any political party whom makes it illegal for schools to change PE day at short notice gets my vote.

[David Madden @moose56]

Excellent advice

[Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 @godfrey_lawson]

I’ve decided after seeing the way Nigel Fartage has been treated, I’m going to put a cross in the Reform box as well as the Tory box and I suggest all right wing colleagues do the same

[David Madden @moose56]

@Phil_Sandford @wiffen_john Club statement. “Matt knows the club, he knows Tigers and he was immediately available”

Then on the 8th of July “Matt O'Connor has left the club by mutual agreement”

[David Madden @moose56]

Heatwave. Windows and back door open. Just had to fight of Shelob in the living room.

[David Madden @moose56]

@wiffen_john This just seems crazy. Bet a bunch of new signings will not be too happy

[HEROIC @heroicgg]

Leonardo DiCaprio announces that he will no longer play Counter-Strike as the game turns 25 today

[David Madden @moose56]

@CMDoet British summertime, best in the world 👍

[David Madden @moose56]

@oraclebase At least you get no more flea bites

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@kayeadams Co hosted with Brian Blessed