Christian Bae

Lexiphanicist Rex.

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@fesshole yet still totally worthwhile

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@nocontextmemes Nicole!? Papa?!

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@NoContextBrits mfw I realise I won’t be confirmed as attorney general

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@mutablejoe bonus points if it’s about bonekickers

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@TheNewsAgents @SteveHiltonx @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall @sillyalexnorris

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@OFalafel Well it’s the fort that counts

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@newsthump Found it, literally at the bottom of ‘Top’, under tweets with no interactions and views in single figures lmao

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@anon_opin Aye, that n killin

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@postoctobrist 100 tacos for $100

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@mutablejoe You mention crypto-fascism and suddenly mųsk appears behind you like the candyman, waving his credit card in your face

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@reklmpt Might want to get that checked out by a health professional

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@reklmpt you know what they say, the best time to plant a tree is 25 years ago, when you were still alive. The second best time is now

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@maitlis milWOKEee more like amirite

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@techradar I’m stealing Crack Avengers for my creative writing assignment, hope you don’t mind

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@jessphillips You wouldn’t know them they’re from another parliamentary system but they’re definitely real

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@Peston I’ve got £50 on ‘many’ being 30 or more…

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@fesshole Pff my mil uses toothpaste as polyfilla

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@mutablejoe and if youre not careful you get rerouted to the north bridge

[Christian Bae @mooserecluse]

@mutablejoe shouldn’t it be with whom

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@mutablejoe Tell her to mention bonekickers

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@mutablejoe Couldn’t be much worse than the last king