Mike Cahill

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[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@RJCity1 I won’t.

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@atrupar bro Trump looks like the I Think You Should Leave meme today, wow

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@Acyn Are we still doing phrasing? Is that still a thing?

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@rclark98 As a long time fan it’s really exciting to see a prospect like Oba coming through. He’s so clearly a star.

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@atrupar The argument that “He’s always up late working!” lends a lot of credibility to DJT actually falling asleep in meetings during the day. He’s 80. He’s up all night hate tweeting. Of course he’s dozing off in these boring meetings where no one is blowing stuff up live on TV

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@StephenM just so no one associates this request with a specific party, I wanted to tell you - personally - to shut up you ugly fuck

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@lecternleader Fuck off, you weasel piece of shit.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Because this agreement is cast as a settlement of debt owed to Trump, it should be treated as $1.8 billion of income, which triggers tax liability. At Trump’s rate, that liability could run into the hundreds of millions of dollars, and the IRS lookback period is six years. Not for nothing, but the next IRS director has the chance to do the funniest thing … " https://t.co/GQb7qZJbNw

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@murphymike @atrupar My question, Mike, is this - how come none of these people with these call him out on his constant barrage of lies. No one holds him accountable, they just smile quietly and take the insults and deflections. It’s almost as bad a dereliction of duty as POTUS

[The WWE Podcast @Wrestling_Audio]

Remember how good we had it with the $9.99 WWE Network?

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@WhiteHouse @FBIDirectorKash @VP @POTUS Everyone in this photo is a criminal though fam

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

This guy is SO fired

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is absolutely BONKERS behavior from the director of the FBI. it's a disgrace to his position and the entire US government.

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

Remember when everyone on the planet made fun of George Bush because he said “nuke-u-ler” or whatever jfc

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

for the fourth and fifth times this speech, Trump says "mutilization"

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

GTA

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@MikeyG512 Fucking Retweet

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

@davemeltzerWON God damn Dave you’re such a dork.

[Mike Cahill @mootek]

Once again proving in real time that all of them, each and every person in this administration has no idea, and will always pass the buck

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: I have family and friends in Iran. One of my family members said goodbye to me. So what message should we be sending Iranians when they message me saying what should they be doing right now to stay safe?

LEAVITT: My main job is to make sure clear messages are sent to the American people

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This tweet is hilarious, but what’s also hilarious is the wide variety of friends and followers who have sent it to me today.

From liberals to conservatives, evangelicals to Jews, the straightest men to the gayest women.