Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐

тов. capt. jerry. in house lawyer. struggling artist. not your average jerry. writer of original port huron statement. el capitan 1377.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

this is how to steal an election perfectly- no notes

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

They expect us to believe these results and not ask questions 🙄

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jerry’s new girlfriend gets him courtside, but she turns out to be a Spurs fan.

George can’t watch the game because Frank insists on watching the Yankees.

Elaine pretends to be Mariska Hargitay to get into Dolan’s box.

Kramer hosts an illegal viewing party outside of MSG.

[Tripp Whitbeck @trippwhitbeck]

@rkylesmith Woody has never sat in the front row at MSG. He has his own seats up about 9 rows. They show him periodically with his wife/daughter.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

my intern is v gen z and it is making me feel very old - every other word is “bruh”

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

has any man ever been more vindicated?

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@SellersCounsel @RobertFreundLaw “We are Fu**’in Buying Something (“Agreement”)”

[⚖️ ⸆⸉ @THEJaxEsq]

Babe come quick, new law school hypo just dropped

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Jacob Titus @jacob__titus]

I WILL stick with Chicago if Illinois secedes.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Trained my algorithm so good I get tweets on my for you with 3 likes from someone with 0 mutuals just bc they say the word Chicago

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@other_st_nick airport sandwich - Prosciutto & Brie (just ok)

airport beer - micky ult (delicious)

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

You’re in her DMs, I’m also in her DMs. We’re in the middle of discovery and we’re reading your DMs.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

rip to the literal goat’s nephew

[Bernhard Mueller @muellerberndt]

The three-body-problem is trivial to solve if you have the right Physics. Observer Patch Holography is that Physics. Check the solution for yourself.

https://t.co/RL3NcTuAi7

[Cody Veritas🦌 @YourGoodFriendR]

This order contains the following footnote, which has no relevance to the legal analysis and isn’t referenced again in any way

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The main reason I would consider trying to practice law in Quebec is that French, unlike English, has a prenominal honorific title for lawyers (Maître) like doctors have. I could be Maître You, which would be abbreviated to Me You.

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

"I was in the hantavirus!!"

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

hell yeah

[Jon Hansen @JonHansenTalks]

Tonight is the last pre-8p sunset until August 9th.

Tomorrow, Chicago starts 89 nights where the sun is up past 8pm and dusk lasts past 8:30p.

While we still gain more daylight incrementally for another 40 days -- these are the glory days, people. Soak it in! Enjoy!