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[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

Really considerate of Top Pot Donuts to name their business after my three favorite things

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@nowoke1776 No they don’t

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The ghouls on this app are reacting to this the way you'd expect, but they are not real people.

Real people--your neighbors, friends, anyone with a conscience--see this and feel angry and sad. Real people know it's wrong.

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@janiesaysyay @minakimes Got any sources? Cuz this bullshit is completely made up

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@davis_slew @ParkerLewes Could that Kupp's injury is worse than the team has lead on

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@CodyChadfordFan @Mariners found the only guy who voted against him

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@kskibs @DannyVietti You're the only person here who brought up MVP. Idiot.

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@RepFine What the fuck happened to freedom of speech huh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The path to solving hunger, disease and poverty is AI and robotics

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

You should be allowed to apply to grad school undeclared

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

“My body is a temple” oh yeah well mine is like a rental unit and someone’s been pouring bacon grease down the sink for 7 years

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

@WallensteinFan @Jaymillz31 “Your tweet is gay, that’s why I’m thinking about your testicles right now!” me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

My girlfriend couldn’t remember what Chuck E. Cheese was called so she called it “Cheesy Chunks” at that is what it is called now

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

This ad would make just as much sense if you replaced George, Bryan, and Bryce with JP, Mitch, and Rowdy

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

Ok AI overview I’ll give it to you, ya got me for a second here

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

Shopping with roommates

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

Just saw someone at a basketball game holding a sign that said “Go Josh! #4 on the court, #1 in my heart ❤” and I can’t stop thinking about how much funnier it would be if those numbers were reversed

[Q 🎷🐀 @mopmanfloyd]

Saw a dude without his seat belt on texting while driving his tesla without license plates in the bus line, should we *act of domestic terror* this guy’s car?