Norwood Sophist

Historian, 6.7 PSL Chadlite, PhD in Kaiserology from the University of Paradox Interactive, 23k CS2 Premier Elo. #SheistyMarmotGang

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Black superhero’s origin story

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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart, $WMT

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@still_critical The natural male reaction to seeing a jester is pure disgust? It’s not cute, it’s funny. It’s a little retard driving a lawn mower, it’s entertaining.

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@0x49fa98 What if I believe this but I also love downies and believe downies lives are sacred. I’d much rather my tax dollars go towards downies than third worlders.

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@KeithWoodsYT I love downies in a vacuum but if I wasted my life raising that I wouldn’t be able to hide the disgust in my face

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@Mr_MrsNukaCoLa @dawg206 @MojoMariner Kirby alone would be overpaying.

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@DB4L15 @ynosports Woman?

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@MarinerMenace @Sloan_SZN Skubal has averaged .21, .23, and .23 fwar per start over the last three years. Thats on par with Randy’s prime. Imagine if he had the leash Randy had, he would be blowing past those numbers.

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@urie_ryan @mookiealexander It gets more expensive at the deadline not cheaper

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@dawg206 @MarinersSteve That isn’t to say there won’t be competition for Skubal, I just doubt it’s the dodgers. I could see the DBacks moving a lot for him if they’re competitive in July.

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@dawg206 @MarinersSteve I highly doubt the dodgers are willing to trade anything worthwhile for Skubal. They have the deepest starting pitching maybe in MLB history and an aging lineup. If they spend for something it’s gonna be a bat.

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@Gravel_sense I honestly like his outlook going forward as much as Gilbert or Kirby.

That being said I’d trade him and Laz for Buxton and Royce Lewis tomorrow

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@MarinersSteve @SeaTownKev He is such a Yankee

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NEW: Border Collie in China with 1.5 million followers stolen, sold for $27 to a restaurant, and then eaten.

The dog's owner, a Chinese travel blogger named 'Guo,' documents his travels with his dog.

While he was away on an overseas trip, the dog disappeared while in the care of Guo's dad. Surveillance footage showed two people stealing the animal.

Guo was able to track down the thief and offered $1500 for the return of his dog, but was told the dog had been sold for $27 and eaten.

The thief says he thought the dog was a stray.

"The dog is dead, so stop making a fuss. I did not break the law," the man allegedly said.

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@dawg206 @MarinersSteve This would be more than enough. Kirby alone is more than enough.

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@TridentTrue Instead of being #3 in hits allowed he should only be like #7. Very impressive stuff.

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@paultmcmillan @BrockHuard @JeffPassan @Mariners Lmfao no a 2 month rental would not cost more than Hancock.

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@BAYCBoshi @SleeperMariners No but I’ll send Gilbert or Kirby

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@MeghanEMurphy The solution is pretty god damn obvious you just don’t want to say it

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@Kaisershotgun @bubblegumbword @BunnySlop 30 follicles between the two of them

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@ProspectInsider Jerry has been hot with trades basically going on 5 years now. Couple L’s but multiple huge W’s.