Jessica Woodard

Parent, author, general crazy woman. She/her, but only *really* cares that you use proper antecedents.

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Dear Lume...
I am never going to take the idea that my crotch should smell like citrus seriously. Just... Find another target market.
#bodyproducts #idontneed

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Dropout is the best, spread the word.

[Dropout @dropout]

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

I'm moderating a panel for this year's LNC!! Come check it out!

[Fellow Traveller @FellowTravellr]

Our narrative games festival #LudoNarraCon kicks off on @Steam in two weeks, time to announce our line-up of 🎮 games & 🗣️ speakers!

Head over to https://t.co/YTR8gF6oWP now & check out all what's to come - or join the discussion over on our Discord: https://t.co/7eZNJPRIm3✨

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Been on this project since December, glad we can finally talk about it!

[Skybound Games @skyboundgames]

As announced at #SDCC during yesterday's #Invincible20 panel, Atom Eve is getting her own video game.

Coming soon! @InvincibleHQ

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Hey friends, if you're headed to mastodon, you can find me there :
@[email protected]

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

@UrsulaV THAT IS A HEDGEHOG BRA AND I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY VERY UPSET AND ALSO DELIGHTED WITH IT

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

It’s the guns.

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

@UrsulaV I have to go share this whole thread with my brothers IMMEDIATELY

[TerriblePosture-Burgle Supply Company OUT NOW! @TerriblePosture]

We couldn't be more grateful for the enthusiastic way our players have responded to MGS: FORGE, and we hope you'll take that enthusiasm one step further. Please nominate us for VR Game of the Year over on Steam: https://t.co/GkEiQ414HH

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

Well,Damn!

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

@KBSpangler Was very torn about actually making a mastodon account, but I CANT LOSE THE ABILITY TO WATCH THESE SHENANIGANS

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

@lilyproJP I love you in real life.

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

AHHAHHAHAHAH
No, you can't give an example, cause it HADN'T HAPPENED BEFORE

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

This is exactly how to confront right-wing liars. Bravo, Al!

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Okay but... Is anyone else suspicious that Elon Musk maybe needed a 44 billion dollar tax write off this year?

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

@Gangofwolves2 Y'all did a great job. :)

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Indeed. Indeed

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

🦆

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Watching the fire burn, wondering if anyone has any marshmallows...

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

😂😂😂

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

[Jessica Woodard @moppetron]

Gas prices are controlled by companies
You shouldn't complain about your kids gender anyway
Crime goes down with increased social services
Who the fuck thinks immigrant violence is a real issue?
I was much more in danger of drugging myself insensible when a fascist was president.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Charlie is having a tough week.