gemma

[gemma @moraldigemma]

the ladies love me! And by this I mean, my room is infested with lady bugs and I don’t know where they are coming from.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

ear pods, air phones, head pods. These are some of the names my dad has used to refer to his Air Pods.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

dird poodoo, the phrase I accidentally said instead of bird poo.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

accidentally ordered a licorice McFlurry in Oslo. Wtf is that why

[gemma @moraldigemma]

Its so tough when ur on a train or something and you sit near a group of people who look a similar age to you, because you think they will be chill, and then they end up being fucking annoying

[gemma @moraldigemma]

Sharing a bowl of chicken broth in bed with your loved one.
Nothing else quite like it

[gemma @moraldigemma]

things I have done while waiting for my gf to wake up, iPhone, study for physics, eat left over pavlova, put away laundry, brush my teeth, text my dad a picture of left over pavlova. It’s been 2 hours.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

My gf has asked me like ten questions about the movie we are watching (that I have seen before and she hasn’t) I have stayed silent in response to every question so idk why she keeps asking them

[gemma @moraldigemma]

@ireallyluvsleep “red one with gold letters from 7-11”

[gemma @moraldigemma]

my gf only comes to my room so she can sit in my bed to eat ramen and be shirtless (never both at the same time). Those are her only two modes.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

I was walking around a Tractor Supply Co. and someone asked me if I worked there. I’m taking it as a huge compliment.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

Venus thigh trap

[gemma @moraldigemma]

just got cat called inside a Walgreens.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

just got cat called inside a party city.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

I ate some boars head deli meat and I think it gave my hysteria :(

[gemma @moraldigemma]

they made me use the loading dock to enter the brandy mellville

[gemma @moraldigemma]

Instead of saying you got a concussion I think we should say you dropped some knowledge

[gemma @moraldigemma]

your mom still likes my Instagram posts

[gemma @moraldigemma]

A friend (or at least I thought this person was my friend) just very earnestly told me they feel like I could be casted in a new rendition of cats the musical. Time to rethink things. Rethink everything.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

How did people program their clocks before they had iPhone

[gemma @moraldigemma]

Just overheard a girl say, “I can’t imagine my sister becoming a therapist. But. Whatever.” Her delivery, her tone, her pause in between “but” and “whatever” everything about it was perfect.

[gemma @moraldigemma]

Althea just called McDonald’s to ask if their ice cream machine was working