Gavin Mulcahy

[Gavin Mulcahy @moralmonkey]

Massive military convoy approaching Kyiv. Massive airstrike target. @UN @NATO the world should act.

[Gavin Mulcahy @moralmonkey]

More cake: Jacob Rees-Mogg, leader of the House of Commons on Newsnight, "... he was or was not given a piece of cake, I'm not entirely sure that's been established yet, I think this is one of the things we need to find out from the enquiry, it's what Sue Gray is working on."

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Peter Bone MP, big Boris defender, on Newsnight, "... they probably talked about work, when they where eating their bit of cake."

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OMG WTF. Stop the world I want to get off. https://t.co/noJyxmVFYC

https://t.co/JAopfeGN6k

[Gavin Mulcahy @moralmonkey]

@CountryHolHouse @TradStandSW @tony1hazell @emdowningsmith @FoxNikkiFox @DomLittlewood @BBCWatchdog @Dorset_TS @actionfrauduk @Mattallwright @katjdenham @oliviahollie01 I tried to book a house with Sarah Campos-Martyn a few years ago for a big birthday. She took £300 deposit, then afterwards told me the dates I wanted were unavailable. She refused to refund the deposit. It still plagues my mind.

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@metpoliceuk If in doubt about who you are dealing with, you could always just run away. Just like Jean Charles de Menezes did.

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Serious questions about the BBC rehiring known liar Martin Bashir in 2016. If we don't nip this kind of thing in the bud, then who knows - we could end up with someone who has a history of being sacked for lying becoming prime minister!

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You'd think someone [who thinks himself] so clever would have figured that valved masks are a big no-no by now.

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BJ "Well, hopefully it will turn out super-spready, or else I'm in for the chop this time!"
MH "Yes, let's hope so!"

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BJ "WTF, Matt? The whole world has just shut us down - we can't even get brussel sprouts!"
MH "Err, is it too late to tell them that we don't actually have the evidence it's super-spready yet..."

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MH "I know, let's blame that new variant that's been kicking round the last couple of months - we can say it's not our fault; it's just super-spready"
BJ "Good idea - do it"

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BJ "WTF I gonna do? My tiers don't work, I've ballsed it all up and now I'm gonna have to cancel Xmas just after declaring doing so would be inhuman"

[Gavin Mulcahy @moralmonkey]

@maitlis Looking forward to Newsnight tonight. Whilst the Cummings scandal is ongoing it would be timely to remind people of Gove's test for his daughter back in April - his physical presence at work obviously more important than an NHS worker's...

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@marshedpotato Yeah but, dude, 7 is 2.33 recurring times better than 3. It's 80% of one hand's worth of fingers better.

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#Brexit flag?

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In our post-fact world, Tyrrell's fights back with a display of brutal honesty

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I've been told I have to tweet more.

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I can’t wait to splatter some grannies! #Carmageddon Reincarnation coming Q1 2014! #CRQ12014 http://t.co/7tLTjl4guw @Max_Damage

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@otterdan The Second Coming?! As a mouse?! I take back everything I said about the rat-people. May the Christ Mouse blesseth thee also!