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Some ass clown stole my account StuffMikeDoes and Twitter won't give it back to me. Startin' over...

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@CCPISASSH0E Aye, them hacky sacks need to be oiled and broke in real good.

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@MeNMyRC1 “I am Arthur. King of the Britons!”

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@MeNMyRC1 Just write, “I am Lionel. Lord of the Thundercats”

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@WarClandestine

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@elonmusk @NiohBerg Elon, I would like to share with you that Grok is adamant that George Floyd did not die of a drug overdose. https://t.co/yOxE8SGepb

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@EndWokeness Looks like a Carnival cruise ship.

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@agraybee Paging @DGontheRadio

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@sentdefender It's so weird how, if the Iranian leadership just all gets together in one place, the place just blows up and they all die.

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@WarClandestine

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@MeNMyRC1 @EndGameWW3 There is only one thing that matters.
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@GregJaffe @katekelly The U.S. Department of War is no longer a DEI experiment.

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@MyKitchen37813 That’s the same price as a lil’ steak sandwich at Del Rancho. But you got way more food and it looks fantastic!

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@jakefisher @boringbuildr When my wife left me, my neighbors heard 'Used to Love Her' a lot... and loud. Surprised they didn't report this.

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@jackunheard @CatherineAnne42 I wish they’d do it where I live.

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@MerruX U.S. KC-135s have been taking off from Romania at this time of day every day for the last two months.

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@ElonogyX They did this back in the 70s. The patient was an astronaut named Col Steve Austin.

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@infantrydort So, @DanLamothe and WAPO are trying to make it sound like there aren't enough tickets being sold. They have a section where they want active duty military to come sit. But, they can't be on a weight & fitness profile. Look sharp! That's all this is.

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@Okla_Hombre @PaigeSully88 Thank you, OklaHombre! I was thinking, "Millenials? This is talking about ME! Not millenials".

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@MeNMyRC1 Yeah, they're all civilians, right?

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Holy crap!

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New glenn has yet to explode