Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃

we need structured anarchism

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

In an act of pure poetry, my first student loan repayment sent my account negative. @POTUS

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

My coolest stats during War of the Nine Realms of #MARVELSNAP!https://t.co/B3OYBKgADf

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Old Soviet joke I found in a book:

"The KGB tells me you have a new supercomputer that can predict events in the year 2000," Brezhnev says.

"Yes," Nixon replies. "We have such a computer."

"Well, Mr. President, could you tell me what the names of our Politburo members will be then?"

There is a long silence on Nixon's end of the line.

"Ha ha!" Brezhnev exclaims to Nixon. "Your computer is not so sophisticated after all."

"No Mr. General Secretary," Nixon replies, "it answers your questions, but I can't read it."

"Why not?" Brezhnev demands.

"Because it's in Chinese." Says Nixon.

[🏴🌻✡︎ Mattathias ✡︎🌻🏴 @MatthiasRider]

@Whatapityonyou Voters: You have to run on more than just “Orange man bad”
House Democrats, visibly straining to think: Orange man…good?

[RNS @RNS]

Once criticized by Catholic conservatives and the Vatican, Gutiérrez and his emphasis on caring for the poor were rehabilitated by Pope Francis.
https://t.co/hhTKLF37mH

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

They're calling it the most effective Get-Out-the-Vote message in history.

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

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[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

If you are in line to vote, STAY IN LINE

[episode one @E1podcast]

🚨 Fantasy Presidential Cabinet FINALS: Nick (@JucheMane) vs. Branson (@necrobranson) vs. Andrew (@intellegint) 🚨

teams posted below

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

“Democracy dies in darkness” was a promise, not a warning.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled "I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween!" into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@hasanthehun THANK YOU for liking my post!

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[John Hodgman @hodgman]

.@JesseThorn found a zoo in Minnesota where he can pet a capybara. He wants to stop there on our way to our show tomorrow, but I said NO. No time. HOWEVER, if you people repost this ticket link 150 times (av weight of a capybara) I will let Jesse do it. https://t.co/R90aH6DnKj

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

Doing hand gestures and drumming on the car so my fellow drivers know it’s not my fault the drive thru is going slow

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Brock Purdy Appreciation Station @TylerRichard]

So I was looking for a place to eat in Springfield

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

@jordraph @murderxbryan Uncle guys

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Matthew O'Reilly 𓅃 @moreilly217]

@Quorators Good morning my
Sweet doll

[JustVent @JustVent6]

🚨Pause!

Say what now! This wasn’t a slip..

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Annual deaths from lack of health insurance.

[TMF @TMFtx]

Adiós.
#txlege