Jillian

[Jillian @morejmh]

@TheEmilyDBaker An apparent assault in response to a cruel joke. Ultimately it was a fucking joke. That said, I’d probably rather take a slap in the face than public humiliation haha

[Jillian @morejmh]

@SeattlePD why aren’t your officers wearing masks during traffic stops? As a nurse that cares for COVID pts— I find that reckless and irresponsible. @KCPubHealth

[Jillian @morejmh]

@xsparkage So glad I didn’t know this earlier

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

As of today, I am 0 for 600 on attempts to unsubscribe from any email list ever.

[Jillian @morejmh]

@csmtccollector @Jaclynhill I’ve been to her. She does great work but the office was so disorganized. Had to wait for 2 hours both appointments in the tiniest waiting room ever. And I think it was like 1200 a syringe.

[Edward Nirenberg 🇺🇦 @ENirenberg]

By far the most shocking thing about Fauci's emails is how many of them he answered.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Me at 10am: Wow I've got the whole day ahead of me to get things done!

Me at 12:05pm: Looks like I've squandered the day. Let's try again tomorrow, team.

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

Millennials hold 4.8% of all wealth.

At the same age, Gen X had 9% of wealth. Boomers had 21%.

This country is destroying its own future.

[Jillian @morejmh]

@ACTBrigitte Two people can be assholes at the same time

[Jillian @morejmh]

@DavidSacks @theallinpod Oh cool. Where did you get your degree in epidemiology?

[Jillian @morejmh]

@gothspiderbitch I had zero side effects from my 2nd Pfizer

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

my father-in-law asked me what stops me from not stealing, or lying, or cheating, or murdering if I don't read the Bible and that's when I realized... my father-in-law? should not stop reading the Bible

[Jillian @morejmh]

@mtgreenee What the fuck did I just watch

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

The whole year has been Lent.

[Jillian @morejmh]

@ChelseaWears Also, with the expectation that you continue wearing a mask (even after the 2nd vaccine dose).

[Jillian @morejmh]

Are you still saying that the @OFRACosmetics Twitter account was hacked? #ofracosmetics

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

them: what’ve you been up to?

me: oh all sorts

all sorts:

[Jillian @morejmh]

@ChelseaWears Stumptown Hair Bender beans and an Aeropress.

[Jillian @morejmh]

@elielcruz This meta analysis reviewed 69 million patient charts. 62k had Covid. They were compared to patients w other illnesses during the same time period.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It's crazy that, after this week, we literally know what it means to say, "that's like Trump on steroids.”