Ok I’m going to try and provide some incite into this type of person as o grew up with them, went to college with a few and dated a few over the years.
The “I’m better than this place” girl…
In the 1960s, there was an idea at United Artists to do a musical version of The Lord of the Rings starring The Beatles as members of the Fellowship. I'm extremely upset that this absolute clusterfuck was never produced
"Hello police? Come quick, the troubled actor Ezra Miller is chasing me and he's wielding a knife. What? Yes sorry I mean *they* are holding a knife. Yes yes I do understand misgendering is not something anyone should take lightly. Anyway please hurry he's getting clos-"
True story: Demi Lovato gained some weight and cut her hair and thought she was non-binary. She dropped weight and realized she is hot and has self-esteem https://t.co/7VPziRfhH1
A former Christian missionary in Iowa was sentenced to 25 years in prison for abusing a preschooler and giving them a sexually transmitted disease.
https://t.co/QN1vSZTRyy
Definitely the end of War for the Planet of the Apes when I finally realized “Holy shit, I just watched a monkey with shotgun ride a horse for two hours and didn’t doubt it for a second.”
This guy acts like this is gay as if those dudes didn’t name that dildo Col. Moosedick and have a running gag where you have to salute it every time you walk by or someone gets to hit you in the dick.
This is the exact kind of broey shit that I'd expect marines to do lmfao. Right-wingers look at this and think "OMG IT'S SO GAY" but they're clearly doing this out of a frat boy sense of humor
A female GPS-tracked falcon flew from South Africa to Finland. In 42 days she flew over 10,000 km. That's 230 km per day. What have you achieved in the last 42 days? Source: https://t.co/5vsQb4LR5x