Sean Moore

Probably the only person you follow on Twitter who was busted for underage drinking by one of The Goonies.

(It was Chunk.)

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@redsteeze

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@jjmmli

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@TheCinesthetic "Tell me I'm a good man."

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@Susan16Park And yet you're wearing a Yankees cap.

Go figure.

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@neeratanden Hi. Born and raised Californian here. I saw a man doing a fent-fold on the shoulder of the 10 freeway during rush hour near downtown L.A. this morning. Once I got off the freeway, every neighborhood was strewn with trash. I love this state, but I hate what it's become.

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@alt_w_v_g @Wodeshed @Commonwealth570 👑

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@CountDankulaTV @redsteeze @o_crux_ave this is beautiful

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@atrupar

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@DavidAFrench With apologies to Robert Bolt...

"For Texas? Why David, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world...but for Texas!"

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@NHL @peacock @USANetwork @cbcsports @cbcgem @nba_paint @o_crux_ave Brilliant!

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Nobody:

Me: (eating paint chips) You ever notice how things really started going to hell after they took the lead out of everything?

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@GovPressOffice Remember when several of my friends weren't allowed to have funerals for their family members or when I wasn't allowed to be in the vet's office with my dog as they put him to sleep? Remember all that? Back in 2020? When you were ignoring your own rules to dine out?

Yeah.

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@jarvis_best Where is one getting a $5 footlong in 2025? #buriedthelede

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My milkshake brings all the vegans to the yard and they're like, "Would you like to try a dairy-free plant-based organic milkshake alternative flavored with fair trade carob sustainably grown by an indigenous farming collective?"

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@ChineseEmbinUS

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@Orchidoptera @feelsdesperate I have facial hair that gets soggy if I drink directly from a glass, no matter how carefully I try to do so. A straw is helpful in avoiding that problem.

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@zamora_rick @dom_lucre First thing that occurred to me. There's a spot by the 101 North where someone had done the same thing.

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@xbradtc Good one, Dad.

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@iowahawkblog Odds that she has a Volvo festooned with bumper stickers: 100%

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