no_curve

Le mouton passe sa vie à avoir peur du loup, mais c'est le berger qui finit par le manger.

[no_curve @morelsaxon]

@OfficialStrok3x Be his peace not his headache, give him a reason to run back not runaway.

[no_curve @morelsaxon]

@iMiaSanMia @Sofascore and yet he has 6,2?!

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Osané Bin Laden vs Germany:

0/7 Dribbles
0/8 Acc. Crosses
0 Key Passes
0 Shots on Goal
23 Possessions Lost

[Nobake Beefcake @senatorfrisky]

@toxichoodboys girls were hos in the 90s.

"90's love" is a fairytale.
Disney adults type shi.
R&B music type shi.
dellusions.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

married men don't earn more.
men who earn more get married

[Challenging Cliches @ChallengCliches]

@wikkedbatt

[no_curve @morelsaxon]

@anotheranarch @kafkaex After or during a good massage most people fall asleep.

[no_curve @morelsaxon]

@msmaureen90 @cybelethebest If you use Tinder as a reference for your attractiveness you're cooked.

[SmoothThaDude™🧼 @SMOOTHTHADUDE]

@samstaydipped HO + ME = HOME 😎🤗

[Mali's @Malicartoonist]

Day 17
@FIFAWorldCup

[Miliano ⚽️🐐🇦🇷 @DonMiliano10]

I know Messi doesn't care about goals... but it would be nice if he scored 5 tomorrow vs Estonia just to prove a point 110 fifa ranking these are the countries penaldo plays to qualify for euros and wc

[Adrian @GrilloX2024]

@ruda_c0ys

[Archivo VAR @ArchivoVAR]

🚨💥 ¡𝗘𝗹 𝗦𝗔𝗢𝗧 𝘃𝘂𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗻 𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲!

▪️ El VAR escogió, una vez más, un frame en el que el balón ya ha salido del pie del asistente.

❌ El frame seleccionado 𝗡𝗢 es válido para ser analizado por el fuera de juego semiautomático.

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

Women who like sex have trouble understanding that many women just don't like sex and no amount of foreplay, chores getting done etc will change that

[no_curve @morelsaxon]

@Romy_Holland You don't know what you're talking about.

[Humain qui humane @spacetatami]

@Chino60269 Parce que paris est la capitale de l'amitié par intérêt et de l'hypocrisie

[no_curve @morelsaxon]

@custardlake Who's nobody? All playboys are know are married.

[Luis @1LuisOrtega]

@Kwen_C

[Pumbaa 🐗 @gotpumbaa]

La France c'est plusieurs pays en un

- prix suisses
- salaire roumain
- chaleur saharienne
- impots soviétiques
- securite du Yémen

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

There is only one player this World Cup with:

10+ chances created
10+ successful take-ons

That player is Yan Diomandé.

[Jack @Jackxnwv]

@ajewishbrat That list has the mental age behind it of a child. Just basic, superficial bullshit lmao

“love of my life” 🤣🤣