J χ2 Burgess

Doing hi-energy astrophysics by applying proper statistical methodology (anti-hype: it's just probability theory) to data. Research the tools you use.

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@StevenCheung47 Dude. Have you thought about a diet ?

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@EricTrump Fuck you

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@HunterBiden @realDonaldTrump Keep it coming HB.

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@karolineleavitt Gay

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@MedvedevRussiaE lol. Fuck you tiny king

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@AuswaertigesAmt So give them more fucking missiles, assholes.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Founders of Mistral, Europe's best AI company, have officially started their well-deserved 3-month summer holiday

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@Republicans Go fuck yourself.

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@SpeakerJohnson Why are you gey

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@WhiteHouse Oh suck a dick, loser

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@megynkelly Fuck you

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@DNIGabbard Fuck you.

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@FranceskAlbs Alright adolf.

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@WhiteHouse Fuck you

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@realDonaldTrump Fuck you.

[Tim-Eric Rathjen @Tim_T_Rex]

@RuxandraTeslo Better pay is mandatory. In Germany, you are usually getting paid a ~50-66% position. For doing 100% of the work.
Less PhD admissions is also correct OR you provide the same amount of open positions in academia after the PhD. Most supervisors use PhD as cheap labour and then drop

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@Tim_T_Rex @RuxandraTeslo No funding for institutions that do not have a record of opening up permanent positions that balance the number of PhDs. No positions = no PhD funding

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@Tim_T_Rex @LucaAmb And that hair cut

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@Space_Mog Come to the dark side. It’s better out here