Morgan 🍍

25. PNW ✈️ Chicago.

[Sachelle Reed @SachelleOnAir]

I've honestly never read anything more accurate.

[nard @avantnard]

i don’t understand drinking tea. i don’t wanna quench my thirst with boiled water

[Morgan 🍍 @morgan_delaneyy]

@Keally22 The first time I read this my brain read titliest and I straight up asked my dad why he’d wear a hat that says that 😂😅

[Mr. Society @crazysodomite]

Chicagoans what the hell is this

[Ava @noampomsky]

fifth-wave feminism

[Ky Krebs @kykrebs]

Austin had the hottest Feb 6th since 1954 and the coldest Feb 14th since the 1970s within 8 days of each other, but whatever the earth is fine, keep on frackin or whatever

[james @kloogans]

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks

my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

[Racquel Danielle 💎 @PrettyQuelz]

Trips to Target, Marshall’s, Homegoods, Ross, and Hobby lobby with the people I love is such a vibe for me lol.

[Morgan 🍍 @morgan_delaneyy]

@Keally22 Absolute favorite is marinaded in balsamic vinaigrette for like... idk an hour and then grilled 🤤

[Finesse @r1finesse_]

this January is not Januarying like the other January’s januaried

[DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA]

WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER I'M GONNA GO WILD addressing my non-urgent medical issues that i've been ignoring

[Morgan 🍍 @morgan_delaneyy]

Modern relationships are where you track your bf on his way home at 1am at McDonald’s and ask for a McFlurry cause you’re weirdly awake to which he sends a screenshot of you sleeping from the Furbo camera.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

does christmas not feel like christmas because:

a) depression
b) pandemic
c) you’re no longer a child
d) all of the above

[tubi original movie villain @paulycristo]

i see a lot of ppl complaining about their packages being late n i just wanna know if y'all have been awake at any point this year

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.