Morgan Garrett

The magic is in you. 💫

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

Hey @Postmates — your customer service sucks. If an entire order is incorrect, you refund it. It’s not that difficult.

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

@mikewworrell The fuck is your search history?! 🧐😂

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

@seekanewerworld Hahahahahaha. This made me lol

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

@imemilyroberts @ChaysonJayson @notcapnamerica They can’t be giving away local secrettsssss 🤣

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

Oh my god THIS

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

Imagine using ‘pro-life’ as a tagline/identifier and then voting against a bill designed to make LIFE SAVING treatment affordable to those who need it. Piss off. 😑

[Johnattan F. Bilancieri @BilancieriNews]

The House of Representatives just passed a bill capping the cost of insulin at $35/month for insured patients, usually ≈ $ 1,000

The Democratic caucus supported the bill unanimously, 193 Republicans voted against it.

This is why every election matters, every vote counts.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

I’m all for choosing environmentally conscious options, but paper straws can absolutely get fucked

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

@CaseyAbernethy1 Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

@imemilyroberts I have absolutely no idea what this means, but I miss youuuu

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

At the point where the next person who asks me to join an MLM that ‘will change my life!’ is getting a YouTube link to this scene as my response

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

Me today 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

We'll leave this here for future use.

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

“Wanting to be a good dad...” HAHAHAHAHA HA HA ok.

[Morgan Chesky @BreakingChesky]

NEW: Senator Cruz releases statement regarding his recent trip to #Cancun. #NBCNews

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

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[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

My favorite part about this is that @mtgreenee puts ‘Christian’ as part of her Twitter bio and then says shit like this.

Take a fucking hike. 👋🏻

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

* Warning: Offensive Content *

Here's video I found of Marjorie Taylor Greene calling electeds an awful slur used against those with learning disabilities. She then says "I'm not trying to talk down on people with Down's Syndrome. But that's what these people are." Expel Greene.

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

Me whenever I see the town my parents live in making national news, knowing it’s definitely not because of something good

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

I’ve gotten a few reminders this weekend that life is so precious, and no moment of it, other than the current one, is guaranteed. Give all the love you can. ♥️

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

Me to all of my Conservative fam on my FB feed right now...

New pres, who dis?! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Morgan Garrett @morgan_garrett1]

@imemilyroberts @michaelawells_ 🤣🤣😬😬 Ok, you’re not wrong...