Morgan

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[Morgan @Morgan_Irwin]

Today I was working for 1800 tequila and a woman came up to me and asked me if I was there for ‘pico de gallo’ instead of ‘cinco de mayo’

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Corn Kid has been named the South Dakota Corn-Bassador, according to the state’s tourism account. They happily welcomed him to The World’s Only Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota.
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[Mary 🦤 @maryfartsenault]

Every day I tell myself I’m entering my unbothered era and every day I am so bothered

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

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[seynique @seynique]

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

[Morgan @Morgan_Irwin]

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[Athletes for Hope @AthletesForHope]

An incredible career on the court. Endless impact off of it. We can't wait to see what's next, @serenawilliams. Congratulations 🤍🎾

We'll be cheering you on in New York! | @usopen

[Morgan @Morgan_Irwin]

When is it an appropriate time to play “Closing Time” at a bar?

[Morgan @Morgan_Irwin]

Oh, how is my week going? Well I sat on a saucy brussels sprout while wearing white pants. So.

[Mary 🦤 @maryfartsenault]

If you think I’m insufferable now I have terrible news for you

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[Jessica Watkins @astro_watkins]

Happy Juneteenth! To celebrate, check out @NASA's new documentary "The Color of Space", showcasing the stories of Black astronauts.

https://t.co/WMyCgBHbKI

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think if people understood how long it takes to wash and dry my hair from start to finish they would be a lot nicer to me that’s all I’m gonna say

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to buy everything on the internet

[Pineapple Slice 🍍 @bashful_michael]

Freddie Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[trash jones @jzux]

“you good??” obviously no but i have a great attitude about it

[Asbury Automotive @AsburyAutoGroup]

When a customer came in after hearing meows from his engine, the Nalley Toyota of Roswell team saved some furry lives. Our technicians freed three small kittens trapped in the engine and behind the air filter. They found their ‘furever’ homes with three of Nalley’s team members.