Morgan Morley

registered nurse, coffee addict, & night owl working night shift 🦉

[Morgan Morley @morgan_morley]

You know you’ve made a mistake when you order food with door dash and they pack you enough silverware for feeding a family of four

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

"Women have very little idea of how much men hate them." -Germaine Greer

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

So excited to say “babe it’s only 7pm isn’t that wild” every night until March

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Tbsp doesn’t say tablespoon it’s actually pronounced Tibbisp and tsp is pronounced teesp. Don’t fuck with me

[Jim Russell @JimRussellSD]

Yankees dodgers World Series…sigh

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

september 30 october 1

[Morgan Morley @morgan_morley]

Honestly hilarious that the @reds play Why Did You Run? after they catch someone stealing

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me trying to fight that guy as soon as he kicked the poor dog #HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Narrator: it did not continue

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Probs thinking about the Roman Empire.

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

more like the summer i turned petty amirite

[Morgan Morley @morgan_morley]

Every time someone says “I heard the Barbie movie was just OK” I ask if they heard it from a guy or girl and it’s always “from a guy” and I have to explain that they’re just wrong and that the movie is actually amazing 🥴

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Name a more iconic trio... we'll wait

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Iconic

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

introverts getting ready to order at the mcdonald’s drive-thru

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Me literally all summer

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

There's a hot streak and then there's whatever Matt McLain is doing.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Some impressive numbers from Ricky Karcher's debut:

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Quick shoutout to this guy who wore a @Bengals jersey in KC and brought the energy the whole game!