Morgan Williams

Not a credible source

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

I would like to take the time to thank everyone who posts pictures of the sky on their stories each night. As someone who has never seen the sky I’m very appreciative of this.

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@no_regreta Is this an ad for @Shutterfly?

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

People often ask me what my goals are, it took some time but now I know that more than anything I just want to be a platinum member at Red Lobster

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@change.org

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

Let’s just cancel thank you cards

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

It’s that time of winter where I am forced to realize my room has surpassed the “trying to stay warm” phase and is now in the “hospice” phase

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

Have you ever been so desperate to understand material that you actually watch the rap video the instructor posts? This is my rock bottom.

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

Going home for the holidays isn’t so bad if you never leave home

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@bergk99 That part of my memory has been repressed

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@bergk99 Make sure to emphasize I did it on purpose to take a stand against making children beg on the street for candy... it was not because I’m dumb

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@zziak22 They don’t know talent @Maddie_dot_com

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@Maddie_dot_com

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

Homes that have a “live, laugh, love” sign have an 87% reduced laughter rate than the average household. I’m sorry but these are the cold hard facts.

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

@bergk99 Well... do you?

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

I wouldn’t say I’m socially awkward but I would say that I have 1-12 awkward social interactions per day

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

Over this tough time it is as important as ever to utilize self care... that being said I cannot recommend enough getting rid of toxic things... like math. Stop doing math.

[Morgan Williams @morgan_mw13]

Beauty Hack: stop buying blush, instead you can save money by constantly embarrassing yourself. It will give your face that same desired shameful pink glow! I’ve been using it for years and highly recommend it.