fake taco🌮

book reader, crazy cat lady, Jesus follower, super shy “depressed seaweed”, “fake taco”, and “fake egg roll” ||-//

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

If you don't know how to love and appreciate yourself, why would someone else?

[Jacob Collier @jacobcollier]

To all ye academy friends! 12 young pieces of music are on the ballot for your grammatical consideration :-)

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

FALLING IN LOVE WITH JESUS WAS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER DONE!!!

[BaileyBoyBee @BaileyBoyBee]

Isn't this the truth? Remember this in November.
#donaldisoverparty

Illustrated by Christopher Weyant from the @BostonGlobe

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

dear angry whites - people of colour asking for equality isn’t taking something from you ..they literally just want the same

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

as a current employee of @DutchBros , this was my response to being able to work in the midst of this pandemic

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

yeah, we have a problem

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

take that mom and brothers! i’m not alone!

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

before we proceed any further, there is something you should know about my mouth hole:
it likes mac and cheese with ketchup.

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

@JackieRaab how could i forget😂 thank you love☺️❤️

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

beautiful things don’t ask for attention

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

@noahcent and???

[Straightened Path Ministry @jonMccurley]

Money is temporary
Houses are temporary
Looks are temporary
Careers are temporary
New car's are temporary
Emotions are temporary
Your career is temporary
Marriage is temporary
Your children's lives are temporary
Your life is temporary

But
God is ETERNAL

To AMEN is your agree.

[“LIVE FROM MIAMI BEACH” OUT NOW! @LupeFiasco]

I don’t smoke weed, eat weed, pop pills or drink alcohol...don’t offer me that.

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

everybody go see #FiveFeetApart . my brother finally felt like he wasn’t alone with this disease. thank you for making this for people like him.

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

yo i’m such an animal person. right now going vegan sounds like a good idea

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

@BTS_twt :p

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

kitchen sink

[John Willow @JohnathonWillow]

So 2020 dem platform is

-no private healthcare.
-kill fully formed 2 seconds from birth babies
-70% marginal tax rates on people they hate
-ban nearly every gun
-also you're racist

This is basically a right wing parody of a dem platform and it's real.

[Noah @noahcent]

I just yelled at myself for 3 minutes in the car because I was 15 minutes late to a meeting that I had at 10am. When I got there I realized the meeting is actually on Wednesday.

God I love oatmeal on rainy days.

[fake taco🌮 @morgan_ochoa]

@josh_dang_it : i hate fingernail cheese