Morgan Farr

[Morgan Farr @morganafarr]

@tfwrail That’s great thanks Anna 😊

[Morgan Farr @morganafarr]

@tfwrail hi I have a advanced single booked for a cancelled service 17:13 from Crewe to Cardiff central - can I get on an earlier service with this ticket

[Daniel Maier @danielmaier]

Been having a LOT of discussion about this here lately. Was the plan for yellow to stay watching throughout? Or to come out and join in? The wife certainly doesn’t seem surprised to see him. Also, they are clearly on first name terms with Scott. So what’s the situation here? (1)

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

“And then I said ‘no, you can’t elect a chair because I’m VICE CHAIR, I take CHARGE, read your standing ORDERS and LEARN THEM.”

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

It’s disgusting that anyone would hunt these beautiful creatures for sport

[Wensleydale Creamery @Wdalecreamery]

In celebration of Yorkshire Day, we're giving you the chance to WIN our Yorkshire Day Deli Box! Simply comment what with your favourite Wensleydale Creamery cheese, RT and like to be entered! Winners will be chosen Wednesday 5th August, good luck and happy #YorkshireDay!

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

"It was at that point the car engine turned on by itself, and I accidentally drove 250 miles to Durham."

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I might head to bed early, I’m so tired”

*gathers up all the devices*

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the Day: GRUFELING (Scottish) - to lie in bed closely wrapped in coverings.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What do you do in your spare time?”

“Worry a lot. Look at my phone. Sleep. Find comfort in hot drinks. Telly. Cake. That about covers it”

[Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing @MWGoneFishing]

Feta cheese

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me, stepping spider on
into the shower the ceiling
trying not to watching me
do anything to
anger the spider

[Skoog @Skoog]

[at a dive bar]

Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.

Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.

[Welsh Problems @WelshProblems]

Dydd Gwyl Dewi Hapus / Happy St. David's Day! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #DyddGwylDewiHapus

[Welsh Problems @WelshProblems]

CYMRU AM BYTH🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #WALvENG