Captain Morgan

this is where I dump all the crap in my head cuz Im pretty sure only my dad and like two other people actually read my tweets✌🏼

[Cam Heyward @CamHeyward]

You want a game-worn jersey? How about some cleats? It’s the season of giving and I’ve got a few things to giveaway!

Repost or reply with #ProBowlVote + @CamHeyward for your chance to win 🎁

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

🎶 You got a fast car,
I got a plan to run in front of it 🎶

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

Ok but why does my job feel like a game of survivor... Wish I at least had the chance to win a million dollars for playing a good game 🤦

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

@neilflake Yes lol

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

Finally got my depression room cleaned out.... so things are looking up lol

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

One time the mentally unstable crackhead at my work called ME weird ..... and I think about that often

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

Dude needs to strap on some 25lb melons and try to play tennis. Might change your mind

[Going Godward @goinggodward]

Men commenting on women’s breasts is inappropriate. Married men, who are also pastors/church leaders and fathers commenting on women’s breasts, particularly the size they were as a teenage girl, is totally unacceptable. I don’t care if it’s a direct quote—have some discretion.

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

And Some people can write beautiful songs but sing them like dogshit 👀

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

When you see the road rage jerk who was going 65 in a 45 and tried to cut a narrow gap between you and another car pulled over a couple miles down the road…. Satisfaction baby 😂

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

I have a permanent dent in my shin from running directly into a ball hitch 😖

[Wyatt Flores @WyattFlores10]

You haven’t felt pain until you kick a ball hitch.

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

I am both lol depends on the mood

[Brittany Hugoboom @BritHugoboom]

I’m definitely the person on the right

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

I don’t understand people who work in the service industry who are rude to other people working in the service industry lol

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

That’s some Michael Scott logic right there

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

@Crt4Me @RonDeSantis If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman. Not a tough concept.

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

This is what happens when words have zero meaning. This is why definitions matter. If you cannot define a word it has no meaning and anything goes.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Who knew white supremacy was so diverse?

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

Not even a kill shot… left the dog struggling in pain

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

100% would go to prison for this dog if I saw this

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Cops out here just blasting dogs

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

Ask them what a fascist is

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

What Is A Woman has been such a massive success that the Left can only resort to flooding the audience reviews on Rotten Tomatoes with one star ratings from people who didn’t watch the film

If you actually did watch it, make sure to go leave your review

https://t.co/U3IgDTpFxe

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

So what you’re saying is LGBTQ is considered an impairment……😂😂

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

What a time to be alive

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

My favorite part is that absolutely no one can define what a woman is even though they claim that anyone can be a women. Really highlights the absurdity and ignorance of transgender ideologies

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

Watch the explosive documentary starring @MattWalshBlog FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs. https://t.co/qDi7thCNid

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

The absolute truth, not my truth, not your truth, the ABSOLUTE truth is that there are distinct biological differences between men and women and one cannot become the other. You can act like a women, but if you were not born with a vagina, you are not a woman.

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

I understand the value of trying to make people feel included and make them feel loved and happy and supported.
But there has to be an absolute truth that society adheres to otherwise reality fades into fantasy.
Sometimes telling someone a hard truth is part of loving them.

[Captain Morgan @morganflake]

Men cannot be women. Women cannot be men
Yes transgenderism is a mental health problem, it’s called gender dysphoria.
You can think that you were born as a woman trapped in a man’s body but that doesn’t make it true.