Morgan

god let me live another day and im gonna make it everyone elses problem | UNCG grad student | she/her

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Calypso telling Odysseus to stop eating the lotus only for him to give a resigned “but I love it” is funny as fuck

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

A stage play would kill these people

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Literally every time this happens, it’s bc 2 years earlier Trump repealed something called the “No Dumping Diarrhea in our Crop Water Act”

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[cam is a PETAL ꕤ 。˚ @seodilf]

carl sitting inside the cake hearing everyone say they miss him

[jaylen @ih8gaez]

if aniya picks kc, there is going to be a package on the front door step at the villa… trinity, i’m going to need you to escort the rest of the girls, which includes bryce, off the premises and head back to the fiji hotel.

[mel 🦋 @melcif03]

Evil doesn’t die- it reinvents itself #LoveIslandUSA

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[marcus @marcusyul]

> la IA contaba mal el inventario en Starbucks

> Microsoft bloqueó claude code para sus propios ingenieros

> Uber no encuentra el ROI después de gastar miles de millones en IA

3 derrotas de la IA esta semana en el sector laboral.

WE ARE SO BACK

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

What do you mean Bryan Johnson is doing his weird science shit on his girlfriend but its probably the most comprehensive and highly funded research in women's health and he is probably going to cure endometriosis ?????

[Vulture @vulture]

Ben Platt wears a George Seurat jacket, proving that he is NOT JEALOUS that Jonathan Bailey is the gay guy who gets to do 'Sunday in the Park with George' with Ariana Grande

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

lots of people apparently protesting bezos's involvement with the met gala by wearing ugly outfits 😔

[Vulture @vulture]

HISTORIC FIRST: Connor Storrie becomes the first member of the Los Angeles alternative clowning scene to attend the Met Gala

[Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider]

here's my problem with "the pitt": the way the season turned out was NOT the same as the way i depicted it on my kitchen table using my homemade "the pitt" character dolls and impersonating all of their voices. and i think we all need to talk about that

[sher @Kurimanjusun]

A burden shared is a burden halved #thepitt 🩷

[Rose Gray & Lara Croft Charts @sebaeby]

GOD and JESUS are rumored to have collaborated on a BIBLE produced by HOLY GHOST and PROPHET

[simone @simonemalec]

the artemis crew wearing friendship bracelets, quoting project hail mary, blasting chappell roan like thats oomfchella on the other side of the moon

[nelle ♡ @SUPERSTISM]

how robby feels when he talks about his motorcycle