morgan

idk what’s going on but it’s a lot

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

in the making??? Pattinson became an icon in 2008 sorry

[Dr. Meatball @meatballworld]

I hope everyone is okay something happened to basketball 🩷 I think

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

OH. MY. GOD.

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

the pizza place i ordered from had smiley potatoes as an optional topping and hell yeah i got em. my wife didn't enjoy the whimsy as much as i did, but they're growing on her

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this is what the tiktok ban feels like https://t.co/l9Ha2zLLv5

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

[Case @Cactuscali1991]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[morgan @morganhndrx]

I would do anything for Tupi

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Tupi is becoming more photogenic by the day

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

oh

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Baby capybara cuddles ❤️ #Tupi

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

We’re thrilled to welcome a new member to our San Antonio Zoo family—a baby capybara, named Tupi, pronounced (two-pee)! 🐾

This adorable little one was born on December 3 and is already stealing hearts. Tupi is the first capybara born at San Antonio Zoo since 2000!

Capybaras, scientifically known as Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris, live in South American savannas, forests, and around bodies of water. As the largest rodent in the world, these engaging animals are highly social creatures living in herds as large as 100 members. Their love for water also provides their favorite meals consisting of grasses and water plants, using their sharp teeth to consume large quantities of vegetation, averaging 6 to 8 pounds per day for an adult capybara.

Come visit us soon and say hello to mom and baby! 💚

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[her @horny4hooters]

suddenly having no earthly desires when someone asks what i want for christmas

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Please check on your swiftie friends tonight! (we are not okay)

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week