My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:
RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out
LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence
For my first day of my “big girl job” I walked in behind two hot af police officers and they both took turns holding the doors open for me. Not a bad first day entrance 😏