Morgan

tweeting my life one moment at a time

[Morgan @morganlintner]

Well, I locked my keys in my car today. The only upside to that was @AJRBrothers was on repeat and past me had the radio turned way up. So, as I sat waiting for my savior, I was surprisingly alright. #SundayScaries

[Morgan @morganlintner]

Me: “All I see is the Big Dipper. That’s all I know”

Drunk Caitlyn: “Well, where’s the lil toaster?”

[Morgan @morganlintner]

It only took a pandemic for our hospital to replace the carpets in the nurse’s station

[Morgan @morganlintner]

“The peristalsis in real life is beautiful. I was staring at it like a moth does to a flame.” - @Lindys_Thoughts

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I May Be:

- a solid 6
- kind of chubby
- emotionally unstable
- extremely annoying

But At Least I:

-never joined a pyramid scheme
-left my hometown
-text back really fast
-never posted a black screen rant about my feelings on my story

[Morgan @morganlintner]

Why do dogs drop their toys off of the couch on purpose then cry about it? #dramaqueen

[Morgan @morganlintner]

This lady was admitted to the floor with a hairline tibia fracture because she was hit by an animal on the morning of the 24th.

She literally got ran over by a (rein)deer on Christmas Eve.

[Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley]

I've gotten stupidly addicted to board games. I keep considering whether or not to bring some back to MA with me over thanksgiving.

[allison @StarksAllison]

it just hit me that 5 years ago i was in high school and they were asking "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and i want you all to know i was very wrong

[Morgan @morganlintner]

My dad is the type of person who throws away the fortune and actually eats the cookie.

[Morgan @morganlintner]

@emehly Feeling this so hard right now

[Morgan @morganlintner]

@waheson Yesssssss x 100000000 💖

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

In 2016 I was cast on a reality dance competition show for influencers. It’s apparent that they only cast me based off the number of followers I had, without researching who I was— because when I showed up for filming, the producers were extremely upset. (1/more)

[Morgan @morganlintner]

I never usually hate movie characters, but I honestly hate Scar with all of my soul. #TheLionKing

[Morgan @morganlintner]

Bought Coup because it looked fun when @AchievementHunt played it. Now I hate all of my friends. #competitivegamer

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

In the culinary justice system, taste-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Flavortown, the one dedicated detective who investigates bland food is the leader of an elite squad known as the Sketchy Chef Unit. These are Guy's stories. #DUNDUN #TheLawsofFlavortown

[Morgan @morganlintner]

@emehly That’s why cats are better.

[Morgan @morganlintner]

Currently watching a scary movie alone in a movie theater. This is a whole new level of adulthood that I never thought I would encounter. #WishMeLuck

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

I am........so tired