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[morgan @morgarndt]

God bless @chrissyteigen and her amazing cheesy armadillo garlic bread!! This is the best thing i have ever tasted

[ginursur @GinGoner]

of course the disney plus app is down NOW #WandaVision

[morgan @morgarndt]

@ronfreemandavey @PurolatorHelp Ive had this exact same delay when its sunny and roads are clear. Feels like a BS excuse to not deliver packages.

[morgan @morgarndt]

@PurolatorHelp i am trying to connect with somebody via customer service phone but your automatic agent keeps hanging up the phone?? Something needs to be done about this.

[morgan @morgarndt]

@inmygreatwarera ME

[morgan @morgarndt]

@StarbucksCanada the holiday drinks are sold out at every location in Oakville, ON. What the heck is going on??? @Starbucks @StarbucksNews

[morgan @morgarndt]

@summerknocks we want to hear @SabrinaAnnLynn and @taylorswift13 !!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[SpacedMom @copymama]

Hate when you send a work email and feel relived to put the ball in someone else’s court but then they write back like 10 minutes later and you’re like GODDAMMIT

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

when someone spells my name wrong in an email even though the correct spelling is right there in the email address and in my sign off and—

[GSB @Gsb_Esq]

Being the best lawyer would be cool, but being the funniest lawyer at my firm is much more important to me.

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Paul Kim @writeclimbrun]

law student math is thinking you'll easily pay off your law school loans with your fancy law job salary.

[morgan @morgarndt]

@inreGray It’s a hot spot. Put some Polysporin on it and cover it!

[trash jones @jzux]

“do one thing every day that scares you” yeah why do you think i’m going to work

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

With every passing moment I become less and less capable of functioning as I wait for Ticketmaster to randomly decide if I’m worthy of joy or not

[m✩ @TSTHEMANUSCRIPT]

i WILL be getting this email tomorrow
i WILL be getting this email tomorrow
i WILL be getting this email tomorrow
i WILL be getting this email tomorrow
i WILL be getting this email tomorrow