Morgan

32. MN. Mom.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

My body my choice 😤

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

I wonder if Kanye reads scripture as “Ye, of little faith…”

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

It’s giving ✨Pirate-Barbie✨ tonight @Audra_Martin

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

u ever had to say “i told u so” to urself?

[OnStar @OnStar]

FOMO distracting you on the road? Put your phone on silent or answer hands-free. Either way, everything will be just as fun and exciting when you get there. #DistractedDrivingAwarenessMonth

[OnStar @OnStar]

As you’re getting ready to hop around to Easter destinations, make sure you have the OnStar Guardian app downloaded. #BeSafeOutThere

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

🥵🥵🥵

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

NO BAD ANGLES❗

#mnwild

[MN CRIME @MN_CRIME]

An Amber Alert has been issued for the child, named Rayray, 1. He has black hair and was wearing a grey shirt, black pants and white shoes. The white Buick Enclave's plate is HTH-234. Call 911 w/ info.

[OnStar @OnStar]

Before setting out the milk and cookies tonight, remember to push your blue OnStar button to check Santa’s location with #NORADTracksSanta. He may be closer than you think! #BeSafeOutThere #ChristmasEve

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Thankful for the farm workers, who make it possible for us to celebrate.

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

@cee_love05 @Buick Sure did 🥰

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

my uncle just told my cousin not to get a hatchback because it's "a woman's car" and it took everything i had not to say "fellas is it gay to be able to transport stuff"

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

The only essential oil you need is WD-40.

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

@Kohls just lost 100% of my business. Empty promises just cost me an extra $1200 because they shipped me a blanket instead of the mattress I ordered.

[Luke ☀️ @RaDadtouille]

Me: Who ever wrote the Iliad really knocked it out of the park.

Them: Homer.

Me: Exactly.

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

I just witnessed two Mikes meeting each other for the first time, and I don’t think I’ve ever wanted two straight men to fall in love more in my entire life.

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

Bestie….. bestie you need to tilt the angle down….

[Andrew H. Giuliani @AndrewHGiuliani]

Earlier this hour, 5 Leftist judges decided to suspend my father @rudygiuliani’s law license. Here is my statement:

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

“tHe BoDy KeEpS tHe ScOrE”

Yeah OKAY I just think it’s rude that it had to stretch tally marks across my stomach to do so.

[Morgan @morgesborg94]

Am I capable of liking something on the internet without immediately sending it to my best friend? No.

Is that going to stop me from forcing her to look at it again in person? Also, no.