morgan

surviving

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

a lot of you wouldn’t have to imagine

[brandon* @brndxix]

mistakes acorn for a gun shot
trips over himself
hits nothing but his own car
says hes hit when no one else is shooting

holy fuck they truly just give a gun and a badge to anybody

[Alice @ArmoAlice]

Cheifs Coach Andy Reid during Usher's half time show #SuperBowl

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”

[ferniesanders2024 🔻 @ferniesbookclub]

She sued a blogger for calling her out because she never denounced white supremacy, instead of simply calling out white supremacy.

Now she’s suing someone for calling out her carbon footprint, instead of simply lowering her carbon footprint…

[J ꕤ | Ariana Bodyguard @arianalife0]

Taylor Swift when the phone charger is on the other side of the bed

[EerRational @EerRational]

Most random moment of 2024

[Gregg Housh @GreggHoush]

Average MAGA.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

exorcist sequel where they try to remove elvis from austin butler’s body

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Lending a helping hand to a stuck elephant. https://t.co/2DbKxXEkQC

[vera @veramaida_]

kylie y timothée en el hotel después del evento

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

[balling fists at my side] do NOT talk to him like THAT

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

Patrick Mahomes when I have US currency on him:

[Rob J 🔜 My Bed 🛏️ @_RobJay]

Bruv….I just KNOW that aint Appa in the background…………

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

On my life no one will ever gaslight me into thinking this ain’t the best spider-man