Marge

Moose the dog, tacos, wine and Always Sunny 🍸👽♌️💀

[Marge @morgietweets]

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[Marge @morgietweets]

Jim > Jack

[Marge @morgietweets]

sophiabush's video https://t.co/4Vt3j3eV0c

[Marge @morgietweets]

Reasons why I drink: I just spent $20 to do laundry

[Marge @morgietweets]

"We can't talk about snakes or smells???!!!! What else is there?"

[Marge @morgietweets]

When you call your mom and her phone is off???????????? Honestly the most confusing thing that has happened to me? What now?

[Marge @morgietweets]

Oh my god I can't tell the difference between video game commercials and movies 😒

[Marge @morgietweets]

"A bank is just a paper bag with walls" new girl has a quote for everything.

[Marge @morgietweets]

The concept of checks and debit cards and fucking savings accounts makes me very angry!!!

[Marge @morgietweets]

The fact that I cannot mail cash to pay a bill really ticks me off.

[Marge @morgietweets]

"Can I get an alcohol????"

[Marge @morgietweets]

My apartment smells like a blueberry muffin and all I've eaten are tacos

[Marge @morgietweets]

Moose has the occasional adventure while I'm at work 😂

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(705): i gave her a can of corn and told her cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie, she lives $40 away

[Marge @morgietweets]

"A waffle is more considerate than a pancake"

[Jayhawks In The NBA @NBA_Jayhawks]

Joel Embiid is averaging 18pts, 7.3reb & 2.3 blks per game. The last player to do that through first 7 games of career? Shaquille O'Neal.