Morgan Welz

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[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I think the funniest assembly I ever went to in high school was when they brought in this former crack addict to warn us about the dangers of smoking crack but it was super obvious how much he missed smoking crack

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

@CHIMPSINSOCKS Sir, that’s a donkey

[! @ExclamationNark]

Mac Miller and ScHoolboy Q’s twitter back and forth’s will never not be hilarious😭😭
https://t.co/rrGhg6uvsu

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

@Newsweek He doesn’t need those tissues, there’s no real tears here #murderer

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

Calling every person who bothers me a *varmint* to their face from here on out

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

Raul from The Great British Baking Show is a perfect angel that needs to be protected at all costs

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

@JLuke39 @nikafreakaa Hahaha it’s so good

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

How did Zach Wilson get the job????

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

Ugh to be in Boston tonight😩

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Norm MacDonald was a writer on Roseanne and he was responsible for Jackie's iconic "Dad's dead" moment, inspired by an experience in his own life.

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

me and my ff team

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

@DizzyWright @OnlyFuturistic Seeing so futuristic, weed got me dizzyyyy, best

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Excuse me ma’am, but this is not how @zillow works.

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Come back with a warrant

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

Every match should be like this!#TravelersChampionship #KosmoKramer

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

@jamieeallen Lmao exactly

[Morgan Welz @morgmeow]

@jamieeallen I tried so hard, couldn’t do it, don’t blame you