Morgo

feels bad for moths

[Morgo @morgskii23]

I love how the fav celeb couple went from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to Leighton Meester and Adam Brody

A classic battle of Blair vs. Serena 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Morgo @morgskii23]

everyone always talks about the Diet Coke people but Dr Pepper people are wild

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[Morgo @morgskii23]

@madelienerenee Yeah because I def wouldn’t know who you were otherwise 😉

[Morgo @morgskii23]

Happy and all for my pals getting married but I’m gonna need all the wives to put their maiden name as their middle name on Facebook

[Morgo @morgskii23]

Follow up solution: @Facebook can you create a feature that allows users to “nickname” their friends for only them to see so we are able to use it to note an individuals maiden name?

[Morgo @morgskii23]

The only explanation I have for most food delivery drivers easily finding my house and the select few getting completely lost is simple: stupidity

[Morgo @morgskii23]

McDonalds is out of sweet tea and I’m not lovin it

[Morgo @morgskii23]

Feeling sick this Christmas so if my step mother tries to hug me I’m coughing in her face on sight

[Morgo @morgskii23]

and then I became a bartender

[Nittany Brian @nittany_brian]

At some point in your life, you ran the 3 man weave for the last time, and nobody knew it

[Morgo @morgskii23]

Me, looking at my news feed like:

[Morgo @morgskii23]

Woman across the bar: “bro you talk too much”

[Morgo @morgskii23]

*internal monologue while sitting at an airport bar* “should this man be cut off or is he truly this annoying and ignorant?”

[Morgo @morgskii23]

@MichelobULTRA Charlie

[Kieran @kieransofar]

“millennials waste their money” bro i just tipped the waiter that you underpay

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

Reminder for people

[Lizard @lizard9822]

BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN

[Liy. @keepingupwliy]

*me expressing how i feel*

“i’m not about to argue with you”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩