Morgz

just here for the giggles

[Lauren 🩲 @lllaurenA]

Funny how “my body, my choice” applies to vaccines and not women’s reproductive health.

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

new neighbor moved in, a lady in her 80s. met her two sweet dogs this morning, named.... Houston and Houston. one is pronounced like Houston, TX and the other is pronounced like Houston St. I asked her why and she said, deadpan, "to stir shit up". I live for it

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

my anxiety my anxiety
mixed with
an iced coffee

[YEO CIG!! @YEOCIG]

Once you over 25 you don’t need no alarm. Ya problems gon wake you up right on time.

[💎 TS Negro Genesis Evangelion will TTYL. 🦯 💎 @afrodykee]

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

[The Associated Press @AP]

Hundreds of immigrant children and teenagers have been detained at a Texas Border Patrol tent facility in packed conditions, lawyers who have interviewed some of the children say. The Biden administration has denied the lawyers access to the facility. https://t.co/QetIQtKsGW

[Morgz @morgsmm18]

@MarshallHajek What about water? Pipes busting?

[Morgz @morgsmm18]

@MarshallHajek Is that Houston wide? We are considering coming back tomorrow. No water or internet here in Decatur.

[Chris McGee MD @cmcge1]

Love and miss you Mom.

[Chris McGee MD @cmcge1]

Miss you and love you Mom. I will always have great memories to share though.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Brady right now

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Tom Brady really THREW the Lombardi Trophy to Gronk on another boat 😱

(via @WHoltzman)

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“Why isn’t your camera on”

Me:

[Irene Tu @irene_tu]

I love to ask 7 friends for advice and then just go completely rogue.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hold

[prance @bocxtop]

damn so now that the ~poors~ have figured out how to play the same game as the 1% all of a sudden it’s a flawed system in need of regulation huh

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

....

Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned