morgy the morgatron

living spitefully ironic. she/her

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

i'm still going to fuck and date the lady m&ms

[Monkeypaw Productions @Monkeypaw]

Choose your fighter…M33GAN OR M3GAN?? 👀

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

@merricklewhip Purée him

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

More people live inside the red circle than outside of it

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

@cardcaptorr You heard of @Fazolis

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

“please place scanned items in the bagging area—”
THEY ALREADY ARE WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

Nothing knocks the socks off an old guy more than a firm handshake. Mfer will be talking about it for a week.

[bean 👽 @DormantLime]

@mic_burke_ @buggirl Yeah I dont really have a retirement plan I'm kind of hoping i die before i have to worry about that

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

Lost Boys in Salem

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

@thongria The key thing is to relax and breathe through the nose.

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

Lizzo is vegan, workouts out all the time so she performs with charisma, and advocates self love. Literally stfu, she’s literally just a person trying her best.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

In her response, Lizzo expressed her desire to stay in Canada. “I feel like everybody in America got my motherf**king name in they motherf**king mouth for no motherf**king reason, I’m minding my fat Black beautiful business,” the pop star said.

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

I simply cannot be a part of the general public. I am not general, I refuse.

[morgy the morgatron @morguetron]

@TeilerTj @carolesdaughte1 I didn’t realize wood took such dark stances, my b.

[song ♡ @cardcaptorr]

this is my most unpopular opinion ever but consuming shows/movies/documentaries on real m*rders as a form of entertainment is absolutely insane ... the whole "just eating my snacks and watching my lil m*rder documentaries" trend has always weirded me tf out tbh